There are infants with faces that only a mother could love. Like me, my 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 was quite unsightly!
It is totally OK. You need not inform anyone else (or, if it is not your 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥, you should never alert the parents). Eyes can detect when a new𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 is not as beautiful as it should be!
My first𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 was really handsome when he was 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧. With a full head of golden straw-colored hair, he was “perfectly cooked,” delectable, and exquisite. Eyes can detect when a new𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 is not as beautiful as it should be!
Then, my second 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 was 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧. In reality, he resembled a crushed crab. The form of his head resembled a cone, his ears were retracted, and he was noticeably enlarged. It appeared that he had a night of excessive drinking, since he was bruised and purple. I can see that he was AWFULLY UGLY; my 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 was extremely ugly!
It has no bearing on my admiration for him. Birth is challenging for new𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧s. The problem is that most infants resemble elderly men or furry bunnies. or an intelligent cabbage… or a monkey…
It typically takes many months for their appearance to change from that of crushed little monsters to that of lovely, glistening little buttons. You may ascribe our expectations of a new𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 infant to the influence of Hollywood.
His father was our former CFO. Currently, he is a complete idiot. In the past… groan Midwives allegedly would pass him and exclaim, “Ohhhh, you had a boy…” *crickets*
This nasty 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥, whom I do not know, appears to have had a long night of drinking…. He finds nothing humorous…
This infant appears to be preparing for retirement on a golf course; his name is Benjamin Button.
Cheryl is the name of this toddler, and she enjoys shrieking at the neighbor’s 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥ren anytime the ball goes over the fence.
If looks could 𝓀𝒾𝓁𝓁, this 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥’s mother would be dead.
This 𝑏𝑎𝑏𝑦 has observed things.
Some infants are indeed unsightly. My infant was ugly. Yet, the majority of 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥ren outgrow it, and even if they don’t, it’s certainly character-building.